Once upon a time, THE SARAG was bored.
Sarah B: "I am bored."
Sarah G: "Me too."
Sarah B: "My balls itch."
Sarah G: "Yeah? Well my dick tastes funny."
And then they found MONEY!
*click click* go Sarah G's shoes as she jumps in glee.
First they bought BLOW..
Sarah G: "Ouch!"
And then some stickers, to decorate..
(notice the decorate font that parallels the decorative nature of said stickers).
But then they met some HOOKERS!
(Sarah B. lost leg in Nam and sold prosthetic limb for coke; Sarah G. traded in designer leopard print shoes for more $BLING$ for more hookers)
(the black thing at the bottom is Sarah B's lost boot)
Then the hookers STOLE their BLOW!
Sarah G: "I lost my blow :( Therefore I am sad. See? :("
The Sun: "Fuck that. I'm not coming out."
And then they become SUPERMODELS so they could buy more BLOW..
The Sun: "I want my $ back!"
Photographer: "Make love to the camera!"
THE SARAG: *vogues*
But then they found HEROIN!!! (dun dun dunnnnn!!!)
(evil bunnies love HEROIN)
Then..
they..
DIED!!!!!!!!!!!
of an overdose of heroin. Their families resented each other for many years afterwards cuz they blamed each other's daughter for their own daughter's death. But no one cared. And then..
SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS...
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
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