There's this guy driving in his car with a box of cookies in the back seat. He gets to a bridge and just as he drives onto it, one of the cookies jumps out and starts dancing.
"Cookie! Get back in the box or I'll throw you out into the ocean!" he scolds.
So the cookie gets back in the box.
When the guy gets half way across the bridge, THREE cookies jump out and start dancing.
"Three cookies! Get back in the box or I'll throw you out into the ocean!"
So the three cookies get back in the box.
Then the guy gets about three quarters of the way across and FIVE cookies jump out of the box and start dancing!
..so he throws them all out the window and into the ocean!
Okay okay, wait, I've got another one:
This guy is going to propose to his girlfriend. He saves up for months and gets one badass ring. One night he invites her to dinner at this seafood restaurant near the ocean. He's standing out on the pier practicing popping the question. Then, as he's about to close the ring box and go inside, the ring falls out and into the water.
Fuck!
So the guy is at dinner trying to work up the courage to tell the girl what happened just as their food arrives. The guy got fish and the girl got a giant assed oyster. She opens it up and gasps. Guess what she finds!
The ring? NO!
FIVE DANCING COOKIES!
If that wasn't the best joke you've ever heard then, well, shut up. You're probably lying anyway.
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